She didn’t serve me chapati
"Si uletee Makori chapati"...my friend David let out a sharp anguished yelp. This is after he realized that his wife had deliberately served everyone chapati; except me. Clearly, she intended to torment...
I will find someone like you
She turned her outstretched neck severally to look at the huge antique mirror that had projected her patootie or bottom if you like. The squeezing black skirt she had put on exaggerated...
Apostle Njoroge, We know you!
"Hallelujah"! His voice thundered and brought me back to reality. I had been lost in thoughts imagining the kind of lifestyle Apostle Njoroge led! This Apostle didn't have a regular job like...
I heard my mother praying for me
I entered the house just when she was saying, "Lord, why can't he see!" I obviously startled her out of the emotional prayers she was making. Clearly she had shed so many...
She slapped me
It was a flat backhanded slap. I had to move a short distance behind even as my eyes adjusted to the normal vision. It is one thing for a man to be...
They conned me!
For some strange reason, her watery bloodshot eyes remained unblinkingly interlocked on me. She totally refused to look away. It is as if she wanted to penetrate in and discover why I...
Leave me alone
She flung the door open and immediately shouted... kwani unakaa kwangu bila kulipa rent?!" Loosely translated would be, "idiota! What kind of man are you! Pay up fool! She oozed explosive anger.
Hello Wesley
I was absentmindedly passing through Kenya National Archives or, just Archives as it is famously known in Nairobi when a heavy hoarse voice startled me back to reality, "Praaaaaaaaaise the rord"! I'm sure that the speaker...
Can we meet?
When I raised up my eyes from the pile of clothes I was selling, I met with Rehema's steady gaze. She had obviously taken her sweet time to study the creature she...
